Starlink: Internet from Space, Ego from Hell
Starlink isn’t some glorious leap for mankind — it’s Elon Musk’s latest vanity project, wrapped…
Doomsday Clock: A Pretentious Toy for People Who Think They’re Saving the World
The Doomsday Clock is basically a drama queen's version of a calendar — designed not…
How I Tried to Lose Weight (And Mostly Just Cried
Here’s me, deciding to drop some pounds — yeah, the dude who thinks lifting a…
Netflix, streaming service, subscription cost
That red-logoed beast that’s got us glued to screens, mainlining shows like junkies. Started as…
DeepSeek: AI Hype or Cheap Trick?
This Chinese AI thing that’s got the tech world buzzing like a beehive on a…
How to Use ChatGPT: Talk to a Robot Without Losing It
That fancy AI thing from OpenAI that’s got everyone acting like they’ve got a genius…
Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco: Big, Red, and Overhyped?
That giant red-orange beast everyone’s snapping pics of like it’s the eighth wonder. Opened in…
Calling a Plumber in the USA: Leaks, Loot, and Laughs
You’ve got a pipe spewing like a fountain, toilet’s possessed, and now you’re googling “plumber…
TEMU: Cheap Thrills or Total Trash?
That online shop that’s popped up like a rash — cheap as chips, promising you…
Shopping on Amazon: Deals, Drama, and Deliveries
Let’s have a yarn about shopping on Amazon, yeah? That giant online beast where you…